Would You Be My Suga Bear?

So this guy was on the red line last night and my friend tagged me in this pic. A HUGE a$$ bear for his fiancee.......mmmkay

So They're Sleeping Together....But Not Really

Sent in by a friend. Really people.....wow....at least I cover my face so you can't see my mouth open and such.

Exhibit A: Doorjam Dum Dum

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Is her father made of glass? Or is he just an a$$? If you CLEARLY see that this is a busy stop where HALF the dang bus empties out, get your a$$ out the doorway and off the bus, so they can get off! The more people who EMPTY the bus, the faster we can MOVE. WTF. Do you think turning to the side makes you invisible?!?! People like this hide behind telephone poles during hide-n-seek and wonder why they were the first one tagged. AGGIE! 5/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

Related Rant: Ign'ant A$$ People Taking Up TWO Seats?? WTF?!?!?

Really, is it THAT serious for you to move over and not monopolize a seat? Can you possibly close your legs so I can sit? Can you move your friggin bag? Do you need to be sitting at an angle?!?! Move your a$$ out the way, so that I can watch my porn on my cell phone in peace. Geesh. 4/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

*Pay no mind to my niece on the blue line. She does not know any better yet, but she will.

Last I Checked, I Wasn't Auditioning For Legends Of The Hidden Temple...

HELL TO THE YES, MBTA.COM, I WANT STROLLERS TO BE COLLAPSED BEFORE PEOPLE BOARD!

There's a REASON why once my niece started walking, I REFUSED to bring a carriage on the bus/train/MBTA with us, PERIOD! I know how I feel when I see someone get on with a carriage and I have to think, "great, watch them stop at the aisle leading from the front door and NOT take their carriage down. WTF."

Look at these two loons in Malden back in '09. I don't even remember if they were together. One is blocking the aisle and one is blocking the door. Why am I being made to squeeze, jump and climb to get around the bus. Is Olmec waiting for me somewhere? If the bus were to get into an accident----my focus would be on getting out, by any means or cushions or apparatus stands necessary....just saying.........·.,¸¸,.·♫

Leave 'Make It Fit' To MS Office Tools!

This chick right here is crazy. When people like this squuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeze in between me and another passenger, I delibertly become a statue. Like wearing high heels, I will bear the discomfort, in order to get my end result. Neither moving for my own comfort, or theirs. 5/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood!

bin Laden is dead! bin Laden is dead! GO NAVY SEALS!!! USA! USA! USA! FUCK YEAH!!! 05/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

Ya, Who Gives A Fuck? I Sure Don't This Weekend......

Aggie (as the kids say these days). 04/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

She's Not Kate Middleton....

Clearly. Middle of January at the bus stop. Your outfit makes NO sense! 01/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

First Name "The"...Last Name "Greatest."

This man on the Red Line yesterday sooooooooooooooooooooo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oooo looked like a taller, buffer and much better looking version of Drake. I....I could not stop looking at him. He was really cute. "Pardon me, can I climb you like a tree?" I probably should have asked him if he would be my husband....or is that jumping to a conclusion way too quickly? 4/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

Carmen Sandiego Is Getting A Lil' Rusty....

She's taken the Saddam Hussein route of multiple doppelganger's.....but, me thinks she missed the mark. It's like she's not even TRYING to hide from the Chief anymore. >< 07/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

It's MOOOOOOOOOOOOnday. Please Remember, You Are Not A Car

As my uncle says, when we see the herd crossing at major intersections downtown, "Mo0o0o0o0o0!" Just like cows, they get in the way of the cars and think they're invincible, b/c of their sheer number. This one was taken last summer at the S.Station crosswalk. Fun.Times.Indeed. 09/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

Push It REAL Good

My friend Chris took this picture of someone on his commute reading a book about the group Salt N' Pepa. Wow.......I see people trying to read what I'm reading all the time, but I've never taken a pic of what someone ELSE is reading!  Hallelujah, Hollaback, son!! 10/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

Happy Easter

Did you unwrap a colorful package this weekend? Gotta love how this guy was standing JUST like this on the train, in front of me, for about 9 stops. I did not zoom in on this picture at all. 10/09·.,¸¸,.·♫

Wall Dizney

Who says I don't support the arts? If someone is going to vandalize the opposite side of a UMass Boston ad, the least I can do is immortalize them. I bring you, what the artist calls, "Wall Dizney," featuring "Mickey Mous$e." Very well drawn. 3/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

Reading Is Fundamental

At Park Street, I ran into one of my friends, who I haven't seen since HS. As we got off the trolley talking, they went down on to the center platform and I went to the side that has the door that opens first. As I looked up to talk to them across the platform, I noticed, that they didn't notice a sign the T took oh so much consideration into making. smh. 3/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

Wait For Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

It's safe to say, if the bus driver is CLEARLY reading a newspaper, you do NOT have to dart across the street into traffic to get on a bus before the door never closes. Dumba$$. 8/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

CAUGHT!!!!....I think.....

So00o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o.....do you think she saw me trying to take a pic of the guy across from me on the bus? 10/09·.,¸¸,.·♫

Guess She Has A Lil' Captain In Her

I have absolutely no problem saying that another chick looks really pretty. I think this is one of the most awesome ads I've ever seen. That it comes from a company that I am an avid fan and buyer of? Not really THAT big of a deal. I saw this ad in Harvard (11/10) and I was like, wow, this is a really cool ad. I don't think Marisa looks objectified or anything. She's showing she has the Captain's back. Duh. And if you're focusing on her boobs, so what. If you got it, flaunt it. 

Are People Allergic To Stepping PAST The Back Door On A Bus?!

Really? It's 8am in the morning and we all want to get to work. MOVE UR A$$ PAST THE DOOR, SO THAT OTHER PEOPLE CAN GET ON AND THE BUS CAN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE. Everyone is looking at you for a reason.Don't look at me. I already moved past the door, now you do it, too! People like this are the reason why what time I show up to work each day is always a surprise to me. Is the bus full-------or people in the front refusing to move?! Either way, the driver will go right by me at my stop.Sheesh. 10/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

It's The Weekend: TIME TO LET IT ALL HANG OUT!!

....just like this lady did, when I was on the red line, on my way to work this past summer. If you're not 5 and wearing Mary Janes and BRIGHT WHITE TIGHTS, there is no reason for you to be sitting in public with your legs wide open. smh. 7/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

Hey, Can I Submit Pics From MY Commute? I See Things, TOO!!

Meet my friend, Ms.T. She was riding the train in NY and snapped this gem. I added sunglasses to her face to hide her identity, but I think this was worthy of being posted online. If you live anywhere else in the world and want to send me pics of what you've seen and have taken with your smartphone, e-mail them to the address in the picture. 11/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

Yes! Let's! With VANDALISM!!!!!!

Someone is indeed misguided. Yes, we know, you blow sh-- up, or would, if you thought you needed to, to remain being number one.  12/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

HE'S ALL MINE!!!!!!

Yes, I don't know if he was cuddling closer to her because of love, or cowering in fear.Her leg ensures she made the choice for me and him. En route to my uncle's house. 4/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

When There's NO One On The Bus...It's OK TO MOVE.

There is NO one on the 72 but us! LET GO OF THE POLE! And nope, these women do NOT know each other! Common courtesy would dictate for the chick in the black to MOVE when the bus emptied out to another seat. Did you enjoy her body warmth THAT much? 10/09