Exhibit A: Doorjam Dum Dum

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Is her father made of glass? Or is he just an a$$? If you CLEARLY see that this is a busy stop where HALF the dang bus empties out, get your a$$ out the doorway and off the bus, so they can get off! The more people who EMPTY the bus, the faster we can MOVE. WTF. Do you think turning to the side makes you invisible?!?! People like this hide behind telephone poles during hide-n-seek and wonder why they were the first one tagged. AGGIE! 5/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

Leave 'Make It Fit' To MS Office Tools!

This chick right here is crazy. When people like this squuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeze in between me and another passenger, I delibertly become a statue. Like wearing high heels, I will bear the discomfort, in order to get my end result. Neither moving for my own comfort, or theirs. 5/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

First Name "The"...Last Name "Greatest."

This man on the Red Line yesterday sooooooooooooooooooooo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oooo looked like a taller, buffer and much better looking version of Drake. I....I could not stop looking at him. He was really cute. "Pardon me, can I climb you like a tree?" I probably should have asked him if he would be my husband....or is that jumping to a conclusion way too quickly? 4/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

It's MOOOOOOOOOOOOnday. Please Remember, You Are Not A Car

As my uncle says, when we see the herd crossing at major intersections downtown, "Mo0o0o0o0o0!" Just like cows, they get in the way of the cars and think they're invincible, b/c of their sheer number. This one was taken last summer at the S.Station crosswalk. Fun.Times.Indeed. 09/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

Push It REAL Good

My friend Chris took this picture of someone on his commute reading a book about the group Salt N' Pepa. Wow.......I see people trying to read what I'm reading all the time, but I've never taken a pic of what someone ELSE is reading!  Hallelujah, Hollaback, son!! 10/10·.,¸¸,.·♫

CAUGHT!!!!....I think.....

So00o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o.....do you think she saw me trying to take a pic of the guy across from me on the bus? 10/09·.,¸¸,.·♫

When There's NO One On The Bus...It's OK TO MOVE.

There is NO one on the 72 but us! LET GO OF THE POLE! And nope, these women do NOT know each other! Common courtesy would dictate for the chick in the black to MOVE when the bus emptied out to another seat. Did you enjoy her body warmth THAT much? 10/09