Exhibit A: Doorjam Dum Dum

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Is her father made of glass? Or is he just an a$$? If you CLEARLY see that this is a busy stop where HALF the dang bus empties out, get your a$$ out the doorway and off the bus, so they can get off! The more people who EMPTY the bus, the faster we can MOVE. WTF. Do you think turning to the side makes you invisible?!?! People like this hide behind telephone poles during hide-n-seek and wonder why they were the first one tagged. AGGIE! 5/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

Related Rant: Ign'ant A$$ People Taking Up TWO Seats?? WTF?!?!?

Really, is it THAT serious for you to move over and not monopolize a seat? Can you possibly close your legs so I can sit? Can you move your friggin bag? Do you need to be sitting at an angle?!?! Move your a$$ out the way, so that I can watch my porn on my cell phone in peace. Geesh. 4/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

*Pay no mind to my niece on the blue line. She does not know any better yet, but she will.

Last I Checked, I Wasn't Auditioning For Legends Of The Hidden Temple...

HELL TO THE YES, MBTA.COM, I WANT STROLLERS TO BE COLLAPSED BEFORE PEOPLE BOARD!

There's a REASON why once my niece started walking, I REFUSED to bring a carriage on the bus/train/MBTA with us, PERIOD! I know how I feel when I see someone get on with a carriage and I have to think, "great, watch them stop at the aisle leading from the front door and NOT take their carriage down. WTF."

Look at these two loons in Malden back in '09. I don't even remember if they were together. One is blocking the aisle and one is blocking the door. Why am I being made to squeeze, jump and climb to get around the bus. Is Olmec waiting for me somewhere? If the bus were to get into an accident----my focus would be on getting out, by any means or cushions or apparatus stands necessary....just saying.........·.,¸¸,.·♫

Leave 'Make It Fit' To MS Office Tools!

This chick right here is crazy. When people like this squuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeze in between me and another passenger, I delibertly become a statue. Like wearing high heels, I will bear the discomfort, in order to get my end result. Neither moving for my own comfort, or theirs. 5/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood!

bin Laden is dead! bin Laden is dead! GO NAVY SEALS!!! USA! USA! USA! FUCK YEAH!!! 05/11·.,¸¸,.·♫

Ya, Who Gives A Fuck? I Sure Don't This Weekend......

Aggie (as the kids say these days). 04/11·.,¸¸,.·♫